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Yo yo yo, see me, I’m living below the soil; I’ll be back but I’m coming as oil! ~ Mrs. Doubtfire

waltwang08 — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 08:06:29 +0000

Ain’t Karma a bitch? ~ Gossip Girl

waltwang08 — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 14:11:56 +0000

According to historian J.R. McNeil, an American mechanical engineer named Thomas Midgley, Jr., had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in Earth’s history. Until fate had its say.

So, does anyone know where there’s a brothel around here? ~ Kelly in Married With Children

waltwang08 — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:40:21 +0000

Naked Bike Rider, originally uploaded by Sockeyed

Thomas Goetz, owner of the ‘Maison d’envie’ (House of Desire) brothel, is offering discounts to customers who arrive on bicycle or who can prove they took public transport. “It’s very difficult to find parking around here, and this option is better for our environment,” says Goetz.

Hat Tip: cbsnews.com

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were here to talk about petroleum ~ Tommy Corn in I Heart Huckabees

waltwang08 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:02:17 +0000

“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.” This Irwin Cobb quote is the context for this Friday’s Focus: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise: 7 whimsical views of the BP Oil Spill. The last one’s the best. Ha ha ha.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it ~ Bubba Blue in Forrest Gump

waltwang08 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:01:23 +0000

More of same at theonion.com.

What the hell did we do to deserve this? ~ BP CEO Tony Hayward

waltwang08 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:58:42 +0000

There's a good question today if you are standing on the Gulf, and that is: Where is the oil? ~ FOX News Anchor, Brit Hume

waltwang08 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:03:57 +0000

I feel like someone dipped me in used cooking oil ~ Clarissa in the film River’s Edge

waltwang08 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:01:16 +0000

You don't even pump your own petrol! ~ Nuru in the film Touch of Pink

waltwang08 — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:59:31 +0000

People in Slow Food understand that food is an environmental issue ~ Michael Pollan

waltwang08 — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:42:28 +0000

Thus begins this Friday’s Focus: LIGHT GREEN – because it’s good to start the day with a laugh. Make that eight laughs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.